Hello all! Now that I am almost recovered from my post-NYC super-crud, it’s time to enjoy autumn back in good old Tampa Bay, and as the temperature drops into heavy jacket weather for most of you, down here it thankfully dips from from stupid hot to tolerably warm. Time to play outside!
So while many of us are changing up our look by simply swapping out the season’s wardrobe, some celebrities are taking a more permanent/self- mutilating approach to re-accessorizing for the holiday season.
Case in point, Mr. Kane West, who recently was on Ellen and proudly displayed his new bicuspid-bling. That is, according to Mr. West himself, he has actually removed his bottom row of teeth and replaced it with a gold and diamond studied bridge. Say what!
Not only does this seem incredibility….uh… ‘dumb’ it’s a preposterous waste of perfectly good/original teeth, just ask the any of the many economically disheartened/dentally challenged individuals among us or anyone British. They would have been happy to have those teeth Mr. West!
Perhaps the only thing more lame about this story is his actual response as to why he would do such a thing including, ‘I just thought that diamonds were cooler,’ and ‘I guess there’s just certain things that rock stars are supposed to do.’
Hell of a way to demonstrate that new level of maturity after the whole Taylor Swift debacle…way to go! Big props to Ellen for not just reaching out and slapping him out of the sheer stupidity of it all.
In a related story, awkward teens everywhere start bedazzling their braces ….I’m kidding…Remember kids, D for dumb, dentist, and DOUCHEBAG!
And don’t forget to floss.
Jean Porras"mom" WHAT!!
Oct 23. 2010
Hi, had Dad listen to the 22nd. anti-culture report, and he sat quietly with a big smile on his face and then said,”Ilove her accent;she has a whistling thing!” Perhaps it was the phlem?! Mom
DJ
Apr 22. 2011
“Kane West” – leave out the “Y” for “You are a D-bag”