83rd Oscars a Night of….Blah
Last Sunday I optimistically plopped myself in front of the Boob Tube to watch the Oscars, but it soon became apparent that any hope of surprise or awe inspiring entertainment was vanishing as fast as my accompanying bottle of wine. It was a night of the talented, the beautiful and the BLAH! With a performance from “young and hip” hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway that was both awkward and just plain ehh.
They had all the chemistry of couple that had broken up the night before the big event, yet still gone together out of obligation. Poor Hathaway tried so hard to overcompensate at times she came off like a cheerleader on speed, while Franco had all the enthusiasm of a wet sock. Even a nearly dead Kirk Douglas (bless his heart) had more spark. Oh, and did I mention Gwyneth Paltrow sang…again…STOP IT!
But enough about that crapadapolous, what did people wear?
My good friend and Two Big Mouths fashion correspondent Ms. Ivanka Ska called in with her pics for the best of the babes/worst of the women (because let’s face it the guys…how can you screw up a tux).
Ivanka’s – Best Dressed Women
#3 Halle Berry
Ivanka found her understated and elegant in nude – Not the kinda nude most would hope for from Halley Berry, but hey she looked great.
#2 Battle of the RED was a tie between Sandra Bullock and Anne Hathaway
Of the many women in red these were Ivanka’s favorites – I gotta give it to Sandra because red is the perfect color with which to rise like a fashion phoenix from the ashes of ditching Jesse James…You go girl!
#1 Kate Blanchet
Ivanka loved everything about it – But I gotta say from the back it kinda looked like Shrek sneezed on her.
Ivanka’s – Worst dressed women
#3 Helena Bonham Carter
We both agree “Victorian Nightmare,” but she’s Helen Bonham Carter she owns worst-dressed.
#2 Scarlett Johansson
This was a surprise for us both since she’s usually such a babe, Ivanka thought the dress was ill-fitted – I think it looked like she tore the curtains off a window treatment from a New Orleans brothel.
#1 Nicole Kidman
Here is the ultimate shocker. Nicole “I usually look great” Kidman in what Ivanka describes as a kimono gone wrong – Or what I thought was a very elegant napkin holder with tangerine pumps.
To hear our entire fashion run down go to Show #41.
Specials thanks to Ivanka!!! www.ivankaska.com
Oh, we did forget to mention that Cruella Deville showed up with a bump-it (see below). Scary!
Yikes!
-Gia Maria’
