Thanks to Keith and the party planning gang for a gruesome good time.

Happy Halloween from Two Big Mouths!

-Gia Maria’ aka. ‘Evil Bettie’

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Hosts of Tampa-based podcast TwoBigMouths.com celebrate one-year anniversary with live taping at Clear Channel Studios on Friday June 3, 2011.

TAMPA, Florida – May 17, 2011 – TwoBigMouths.com is a satirical news podcast performed by two real-life drinking buddies with lots of opinions and little in common. In 2010, Dennis Pavluk (WFLA 970 News Reporter) was calling in his onsite report for Tampa’s Gasparilla celebration while his long-time friend, Gia Porras (Writer/Producer 3Coins Productions), stood in the background mocking him. That dialogue later manifested into a one-hour talk show format hosted by the two friends.

“We just have a natural back and forth; two people with completely different beliefs systems, discussing random things going on in the world. There is a ton of commentary out there slanted one way or the other, we offer equal big-mouth opportunity,” says Porras, known as Gia Maria on the show.

The Two Big Mouths podcast covers its own brand of Usually Hard and Seriously Soft News, highlighting off-beat world and celebrity news, as well as independent music, movie reviews and call-in segments by Really Random Reporters.

“It’s just what it sounds like — a report from anyone, from anywhere, about anything. We’ve had reports from people such as 2010’s Grand Prix Winner Will Power, to representatives of national charities, to a local yoga instructor talking about watching the entire royal wedding broadcast with her mom. Anyone with something to share can be on our show,” says Pavluk. 

As far as their different points of view, the hosts admit that they still butt heads as much as ever.

“It’s not that I don’t respect Dennis’s right to his opinions, it’s just that I think they’re dumb,” says Porras.

The podcast, which is recorded weekly at Clear Channel Studios in Tampa, has spread across digital outlets and can be found on podcast pages for WFLA in Tampa and Tallahassee, as well iTunes and nearly 20 other feeds. It is also streamed Friday evenings on www.talksuperstation.com, and is available on its homepage www.twobigmouths.com. The concept is independently produced by Pavluk, Porras and Allen Berrebbi of 3Coins Productions, who is also the Mad Movie Reviewer for the show. 

“Few people take the initiative to create something on their own, but very few stick with it for 52 shows and continue to grow. I’m proud of that, and of course the fact Gia and I are still speaking.” says Pavluk.

The producers will celebrate their one-year anniversary with a live taping in the studio theater at the Tampa Clear Channel radio complex at 4002 Gandy Boulevard on Friday June 3, 2011 at 7:00 PM. Friends of the show and members of the media are welcome. Attendees should anticipate special live appearances, moderate verbal conflict and cake. Please see contact information below for event entree. 

Contact:

gia@twobigmouths.com

dennis@twobigmouths.com

Website: www.twobigmouths.com

*A production of www.3coinsproductions.com

Last Sunday I optimistically plopped myself in front of the Boob Tube to watch the Oscars, but it soon became apparent that any hope of surprise or awe inspiring entertainment was vanishing as fast as my accompanying bottle of wine. It was a night of the talented, the beautiful and the BLAH! With a performance from “young and hip” hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway that was both awkward and just plain ehh. 

They had all the chemistry of couple that had broken up the night before the big event, yet still gone together out of obligation. Poor Hathaway tried so hard to overcompensate at times she came off like a cheerleader on speed, while Franco had all the enthusiasm of a wet sock. Even a nearly dead Kirk Douglas (bless his heart) had more spark. Oh, and did I mention Gwyneth Paltrow sang…again…STOP IT!

But enough about that crapadapolous, what did people wear?

My good friend and Two Big Mouths fashion correspondent Ms. Ivanka Ska called in with her pics for the best of the babes/worst of the women (because let’s face it the guys…how can you screw up a tux).   

 Ivanka’s – Best Dressed Women

#3    Halle Berry

Ivanka found her understated and elegant in nude – Not the kinda nude most would hope for from Halley Berry, but hey she looked great.

 #2     Battle of the RED was a tie between Sandra Bullock and Anne Hathaway  

Of the many women in red these were Ivanka’s favorites – I gotta give it to Sandra because red is the perfect color with which to rise like a fashion phoenix from the ashes of ditching Jesse James…You go girl!

 #1   Kate Blanchet   

Ivanka loved everything about it – But I gotta say from the back it kinda looked like Shrek sneezed on her. 

Ivanka’s – Worst dressed women

#3      Helena Bonham Carter

We both agree “Victorian Nightmare,” but she’s Helen Bonham Carter she owns worst-dressed.

#2        Scarlett Johansson  

This was a surprise for us both since she’s usually such a babe, Ivanka thought the dress was ill-fitted – I think it looked like she tore the curtains off a window treatment from a New Orleans brothel.

 #1       Nicole Kidman

Here is the ultimate shocker. Nicole “I usually look great” Kidman in what Ivanka describes as a kimono gone wrong – Or what I thought was a very elegant napkin holder with tangerine pumps.

To hear our entire fashion run down go to Show #41.

Specials thanks to Ivanka!!! www.ivankaska.com

Oh, we did forget to mention that Cruella Deville showed up with a bump-it (see below). Scary!  

Yikes!

-Gia Maria’

How to Lose the Ultimate Cushy Day Job in Entertainment – by Charlie Sheen

So how does a well-established movie star lose his ridiculously lucrative day job on the top sitcom Two and a Half Men, where basically all he has to do show up and play himself?

Here’s a step-by-step How to Guide….

#1 Go on a highly-publicized cocaine binge with a gaggle of porn stars. Including paying 30K to sleep with this woman (who you possibly impregnate).

#2 After the show is forced into brief ‘hiatus’ (causing millions in lost revenue) to allow you to get your sh.t together, you demonstrate your half-ass commitment to sobriety by practicing “At Home Rehab.”

#3 While you are “at home” and “clean” plan an outing to the Bahamas with your soon to be ex -wife (also recently in rehab), porn star gal pal and NEW girlfriend,who you recently became acquainted with after seeing her on the cover of Cali Chronic X Magazine.

#4 Take every opportunity available to mouth-off in the Press about how none of this is your fault and everyone in charge of “YOUR” show is basically a douche. Plus some bizarro bonus off-the-wall shizzel like calling Thomas Jefferson a p.ssy. Thomas Jefferson…dude???

#5 And then when the entire show is canned as a result of you publically acting like Whack-Nut you publish THIS:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. 

EPIC! He’s one step away from being Bigger Than Jesus.

I wonder if he qualifies for unemployment…

-Gia Maria’ 

I took a Florida field trip last week with the Porras Pop’s to the Daytona 500, special thanks to the Catepillar Crew for the cocktails and backstage pass. Check out some photos from our Daddy/Daughter Day.

And speaking of Daddy/Daughter check out the Dbag on Show #39…like dysfunctional father, like dysfunctional daughter…I’m just sayin’

-Gia ‘Vroom Vroom’ Maria’  

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